The Holy Rollers

I was extremely amused by a news story the other day about a elementary school cafeteria in Texas. There, a worker cleaning pizza pans discovered what she described as a picture of the Virgin Mary clearly visible in the charred pan and although she had scrubbed the pan three times the vision remained.
Seeing this as a path to further enlightenment I called my old high school buddy in my hometown who operates the family business after more than 50 years. Dominick runs his familys Italian eatery. He answered the phone with his normal "Hey JOHNNY......What is going on."
I explained to him the story and asked him to see if he had any of the Holy Pizza Pans in his restaraunt.
He replied that he would not know how to tell.
I suggested to him that if we put some pizza dough on them and let them sit we could be absolutely sure the pan was holy.
He then asked how that would be possible to which I replied that if the dough took 3 days to rise we would have a winner.
Of course my friend laughed at my proposition but not nearly as hard as when I told him that we could then make an anchovy pizza and toss in a few breadsticks and feed the multitudes who would come to see the Holy Pizza Pan.
Low cost of goods always equals tremendous profit potential.

Have a great day!!!

John