The magic of Judas, Kelly Clarkson, DIck Cheney and Simon Cowell.
A man jumped the fence at the White House Monday. Dick Cheney took a shot at the guy but missed and killed a tree.
American Idol's Simon Cowell grooms his chest hair. Reportedly the caustic judge goes to a hair salon to be trimmed and pampered. All I can recall is the scene from "40 year old virgin" when the guys gets his chest waxed and screams "KELLY CLARKSON". If the hairdresser nips his nipple what does Simon say?
I watched the National Geographic special about the gospel according to Judas this week.
Some say Jesus asked Judas to betray him and perhaps actually praised him.
I can hear that conversation now. "Judas..you're doing one hell of a job!"
American Idol's Simon Cowell grooms his chest hair. Reportedly the caustic judge goes to a hair salon to be trimmed and pampered. All I can recall is the scene from "40 year old virgin" when the guys gets his chest waxed and screams "KELLY CLARKSON". If the hairdresser nips his nipple what does Simon say?
I watched the National Geographic special about the gospel according to Judas this week.
Some say Jesus asked Judas to betray him and perhaps actually praised him.
I can hear that conversation now. "Judas..you're doing one hell of a job!"
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