A little magic please?: That time of life....

About Me

Name: John

Location: Tallahassee, Florida

A little bit country, a lot of rock and roll. Too many children to keep track of and a woman who helps keep track of me. Some of the dryest humor on the planet earth with a tad of sarcasm thrown in in good measure. I find myself changing with each and everyday. Still learning and damn glad of it. My brain seems to never stop turning and looking for more ways to look at and do the same things.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

That time of life....

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see."

"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl. That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.

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(Ready for this?)

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(I'm warning you.....)

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(Still not too late....!)

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"You're simply going through the change!"

1 Comments:

Will H. Donaldson Family said...: How did the world ever function without listening to you every day? That was a sad, sad joke my friend. I'll probably have to tell it again.
dea; 7:33 AM