My funny Valentine

Now that I am back in radio doing mornings I have found that I am reverting back in time to a place where my brain actually reacts quicker each passing day. I look at things from every angle.
Today is Valentines day so as I sit here with wings, bow and arrow and sitting in a diaper let me pass on some the the things I have thought of the past few days.

Vice President Cheney shot a guy while hunting quail in Texas.
Animal activists should be happy. Not a single quail was harmed.
Besides..it was an accident and the guy was a lawyer. What's the big deal?

Michelle Kwan dropped out of the Olympics because of an injury. The Vice President claims he was in Texas the entire time.

Micheal Jackson was seen flying on a domestic flight over the weekend. I think I would rather sit beside the Fat Guy then him anyday.

Major storm in New York City over the weekend. 26 inches of the white stuff in Central Park alone. FEMA is now considering sending someone to rescue squirrels out of trees but are waiting to see what local officials think.

Happy Valentines Day and Enjoy the day.