The magic man vs woman.

An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing." on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

I'm Mad Magic.

As a member of the media I may be one of the few who know this but today the movie "Network" will be released on DVD. It is the 30th anniversary of the movie's debut. You might remember the famous line by Peter Finch. "Im mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.
The movie plot was about risky buisness deal with an Arab company. The plot was considered so absurd the movie was released as a comedy.
Speaking of the fact that our government wants to turn over the ports to an Arab company I thought I might mention that Mexico is considering making Exlaxx and exporting it to the U.S.
Enjoy the day and dont forget to plan your gourging of everything on Fat Tuesday.

Has the magic gone out of westerns?

Even though I still love my cowboy boots I have been amazed at the outbreak of populartity that is known as Brokeback Mountain. Pardon me if I dont jump on board. Therefore I thought that it would be appropriate to offer the list of other titles that were considered by the producers of the film but did not quite make it to the big screen for some reason or another.

They are as follows:

• Prances With Wolves
• Jeremiah's Johnson
• The Pleasure of the Sierra Padre
• Butch Assidy & the Bundance Kid
• How the West Was Hung
• The Legend of the Long Ranger
• Lonesome Doug
• Hi, Plains Drifter!
• The Magnificent Seven... Inches
• Quickly Down Under
• The Good, the Bad & the Fabulous
• Silver-rod-owww!!
• BUT WAIT>>>>THERE IS MORE!!!
  

• Two Tools For Mister Harrah
• Why-it Hurt
• Saddle On My Back Again
• My Darling Clem, All Tied
• Silly the Kid
• The Sot Who Manned Liberty Valance
• Unprotected
• The Ox-Blow Incident
• True Grip
• The Buns of Katie's Elder
• The Gerbil Whisperer

That time of life....

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see."

"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl. That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.

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(Ready for this?)

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(I'm warning you.....)

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(Still not too late....!)

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"You're simply going through the change!"

Oh my...another magic holiday.

Today is President's Day. All government offices are closed today. No one will be working. Signs will be posted so the public knows the difference.

John Micheal Montgomery the country singer was arressted and charged in Kentucky on gun and drug charges. Good news is that he finally has something to write a country song about.

My funny Valentine

Now that I am back in radio doing mornings I have found that I am reverting back in time to a place where my brain actually reacts quicker each passing day. I look at things from every angle.
Today is Valentines day so as I sit here with wings, bow and arrow and sitting in a diaper let me pass on some the the things I have thought of the past few days.

Vice President Cheney shot a guy while hunting quail in Texas.
Animal activists should be happy. Not a single quail was harmed.
Besides..it was an accident and the guy was a lawyer. What's the big deal?

Michelle Kwan dropped out of the Olympics because of an injury. The Vice President claims he was in Texas the entire time.

Micheal Jackson was seen flying on a domestic flight over the weekend. I think I would rather sit beside the Fat Guy then him anyday.

Major storm in New York City over the weekend. 26 inches of the white stuff in Central Park alone. FEMA is now considering sending someone to rescue squirrels out of trees but are waiting to see what local officials think.

Happy Valentines Day and Enjoy the day.

WHERE HAVE YA BEEN JOHNNY BOY?

Ok ok ok....I have not been a good blogger and updated this in awhile. The reason is simple.
I have a new job. Back in radio and on the air again.
Been really busy but it beats selling furniture anyday. I hated the fact that my job was getting to me in a big way. I was hating retail, the public, furniture and my life.
Not anymore. I am having more fun than the law should allow.
Programming a Hot Adult Contempory station and doing mornings. No more scrambled eggs for brains.
More to come on this blog soon. Thanks for the emails. I never take friendships for granted and thats why you all got a reply...sometime late but a reply just the same. Gotta go make more magic in the morning so bye for now.